Beating a Different Drummer

Top Drummer Joke

Q: How do you tell if the stage is level?A: The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

Another Top Drummer Joke

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?A: You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.

Drummer Jokes and Folks

I was going to list the top 10 drummer jokes of all time. I thought it would be funny because I laughed at the first joke and laughed till I coughed at the second joke.The more drummer jokes I added the easier it was to see the pattern. They are jokes aimed at laughing at some one who is supposedly doing something simple and therefore stupid. Jokes that make you feel superior. We all love it don’t we?

Everyone Needs a Scapegoat

In most groups of people there is a scapegoat; in the band it’s the drummer, in rugby it’s the props, in football it’s the referee and in all girl groups it’s Victoria Beckham.

Making Music is…

Different, that’s what we want from entertainment isn’t it? That sense of difference, that ‘unusual feeling,’ the vibe that makes us happy, that gives us pleasure with dancing or just listening to a beat. Music is what we do, we practice it and we entertain with it. Therefore we are going to celebrate the difference.

Adopt A Drummer Today

Drummers are friendly, drummers are fun and drummers can count to four really well. This makes them ideal to send to the shops as long as you only ask them to buy four things.Damn!I fell into the trap of ‘taking the mickey’ out of drummers so I can feel superior to THEM!A band without a drummer is like fish without the chips, bacon without the eggs or Simon Cowell without really high-waisted trousers (hang on that last one MIGHT work)!O’ by the way we’ve got a really good drummer in Metropolis Live and he’s not for adoption.I Thank you,